I am nothing if not overtly clumsy… It is the bane of my existence
and I fight it everyday. It is a battle I am loosing. I shall never be referred
to as, poised or graceful, nope, not this klutzy gal. I suspect the root cause is my
hyper mobility, most of, if not all of my joints hyper extend; I know, I know,
TMI but in any case I feel that it does prevent me from having the grace and poise
I so long for. Believe me; it is annoying to drop somewhere around 80% of what
you intend to pick up. When you blog about clothing or fashion you’re bound to do
a bit of shopping and for me, a day of shopping has been known to produce a few
casualties, yesterday was no exception. I needed to pick up a few things for my
Halloween tablescape at Hobby Lobby and decided to check out the discount
clothing store located in the same shopping center. I found a few items that I
wanted to try on. Back in the fitting room I managed to become overly excited
upon trying on a rather small (for me) sized suit only to find it was a perfect
fit! Thank you Weight Watchers! Anyhow, I guess I became a little too thrilled
while placing my left arm into the left sleeve of the blazer, just as my hand
reached the end of the sleeve I felt and heard a thwack which was followed by
mind numbing, blinding pain! In my clumsy demeanor my fist had managed to make
contact with a rather hard-edged mirror frame in the fitting room I selected. Nausea
forced me to sit. I sat staring at the injured paw…man was that ever going to
leave a mark! I sat staring at my first knuckle waiting for the evidence to
appear… I waited…surely a bruise would appear immediately….and waited. Finally
I noticed blood on my hand, only it wasn't where I expected it to be. Turns out
my second knuckle took the brunt of the impact and was starting to bleed a
slight bit. I snapped a picture thinking how no one would ever believe I’d done
it on a shopping trip. Shopping is hard work sometimes I guess… FYI that suit
didn't make it home with me, I figured it was jinxed. Still, even leaving it
behind, I managed to slam my right hand in the car door later that same day…Perhaps
I should have stayed home. Better luck next time!
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